Vote For Me, You Pussy!

I have hit upon some new ideas for campaign slogans. The first one is the above post title(very catchy) The second is "I'd make a better governor, than a husband"

This whole operation is still in its infancy stage, and needs the support of other Washingtonians. Maybe some outside help would be good too. Anyways leave a message here if you have anything to add.

Support me in 2016

Joseph Higby

Higby for Governor of Washington State 2016

It is kind of funny that I have decided to run for Governor. Washington State is a place that I love. Except for some adventures out in the wildlands of Nevada, I have been a resident of Washington for most of my life.

I am just starting my campaign for Governor. I have 8 years to build something good. I can and I will. Anybody who reads this needs that does not live here, needs to move here and become a voting resident. I need your votes. Move here now!